I freely admit that I am a small claims court TV show junkie. The things people sue over, not to mention the excuses they use to get out of paying for the things they are being sued over, simply fascinate me. And sometimes makes my brain hurt. Mostly, I just love to see stupid and arrogant people getting stomped on by the judge. Although I do have my limits on stomping-judges, which is why I have a selection of "favorites", and tend to avoid others. My favorites include The Peoples Court, with Judge Millan, because she always cracks me up, and yet she's tough as nails (and scarey) when the situation calls for it. However, on Friday, I was only listening with half an ear, since the other ear and a half were on the phone, so I missed what this particular case was about... but I DID catch when the plaintiff handed up a contract as evidence. A raggedy-edged paper with a hole in the middle. When the judge demanded to know the reason for the state of the contract, the plaintiff admitted rather sheepishly that he had a pet rabbit. I nearly fell out of my recliner with the giggles. Especially when the judge said that was a first for her, then again when it turned out that that was the ONLY copy of the contract, since the defendant did not have HIS copy, so the case boiled down to bunny-nibbled evidence. Tags: bunnies Current Mood: giggly
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